word play…

Years back, in high school, Walter introduced me to terms like “gi-normous” or “huge-mongous”. And years later I’d hear ginormous on ESPN. Haven’t heard hugemongous anywhere else though. Yet, now, someone else impresses me just as much –

The meatnormous breakfast sandwich from burger king. Just when we thought they had jumped the shark, they show, they still have some creative people over that at the Burger King research labs. Oh – what a special location that must be.

The enormous plus ham. And they might have upgraded the sausage from one patty cut in half to two patties. Not sure. The commercials kind of speed through that segment. We’ll need to conduct a full sausage test on that sammich just to be sure.

I went to get one yesterday, but the old BK I used to go to near my mother’s house has closed down. “The MEATNORMOUS did not come in time!” I shouted out in agony.

“I don’t think the meatnormous would have saved them. It isn’t a real big audience.” chirped a voice of reason.

“The MEATNORMOUS audience is huge – and grows with each MEATNORMOUS consumed!”

“Well, yeah, individually, they are big. But the number in the audience – small.”

“Yeah. And they’re probably dying at a high rate too. Oh well.”

I’m wondering, how can we position the meatnormous for children? We need to increase the quantity of the audience to insure the survival of the meatnormous. Must follow big tobacco’s lead on this one.