…have hit the Baray household.
Tonight, in our SPAM fried rice, it came up that we didn’t even have authentic SPAM. Some cheap knock-off. I started wondering how ill I might become. I mean, the meat quality line for SPAM ain’t that high – for SPAM knock-offs, I can’t imagine there even is a line.
Two bits from comedians came to mind.
One guy was talking about how Taco Bell shouldn’t waste their time numbering all their value meals. Just number them all #2.
Another guy was talking about how he’d go out, get drunk, get hungry, end up at White Castle, order a 6 pack of sliders, go home and flush them down the toilet. Saves his body just a bit of the hassle.
Then one of my favorite Simpsons scenes came to mind – where Homer takes the free shrimp Apu offers him as an apology for sending him to the hospital after selling him bad lunch meat. I love the immediate cut to the ambulance.
Call 9-1-1!