I’m still surprised at how stuff happens so fast.
Ian used to be a non-reader, but all of a sudden, he’s pumping out book reviews.? I haven’t read much lately – but I want to get Haunted by the guy that wrote Fight Club – cause apparently, at his readings, people have been throwing up and passing out. Seems like good stuff. Except that I bought a book recently and now can’t find it. So I’m not sure I deserve another one just yet. But reading the Learning Annex ain’t gonna teach me anything – cause with a Trump apartment rent free for a year, I’d figure I’d get the status to date a celebrity. Two birds…two birds.
Then Tim and Chuck and Ben start making real estate moves. Well, today a real estate agent came by and chatted it up with Catherine. First, she asked if Catherine’s parents were home. Then asked if Catherine’s parents owned the home. The conversation couldn’t really recover from there. Possibly, it would have had a chance if it was a 17 year old boy, but it wasn’t.
And so now, when Chapo’s constantly bringing in sticks to chew on and leave all over the house – I know that the bar has been set kind of high.? Dyson, or Miele, or Dyson, oh my! I suppose I missed the memo about how guys are supposed to care about vacuums during their midlife crisis.? Well, I think we’re really gonna enjoy our Dustbuster – it’s a cyclone!
It is too hard to keep up with the Joneses. Good thing Real World and Mel are on tonight. Hmm…Jackass presents MurderBall on MTV is pretty good too – very smart combination.