Jan 142007
 

That’s the best I can do so far.

Wired has a little bit on 6 word stories. They collected some from various authors.

I’ll steal/share them:

  • William Shatner: Failed SAT. Lost scholarship. Invented rocket.
  • Eileen Gunn: Computer, did we bring batteries? Computer?
  • David Brin: Vacuum collision. Orbits diverge. Farewell, love.
  • Joss Whedon: Gown removed carelessly. Head, less so.
  • Stan Lee: Automobile warranty expires. So does engine.
  • Alan Moore: machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time
  • Gregory Maguire: From torched skyscrapers, men grew wings.
  • Margaret Atwood: Longed for him. Got him. Shit.
  • Rudy Rucker: His penis snapped off; he’s pregnant!
  • Frank Miller: With bloody hands, I say goodbye.
  • Charles Stross: Internet “Wakes up?” Ridicu – No Carrier.
  • Steven Meretzky: Wasted day. Wasted life. Dessert please.
  • Ronald D. Moore: “Cellar?” “Gate to uh…hell, actually.”
  • Vernor Vinge: Epitaph: Foolish humans, never escaped Earth.
  • Bruce Sterling: It cost too much staying human.
  • James Patrick Kelly: We kissed. She melted. More please.
  • Rockne S. O’Bannon: It’s be hind you! Hurry before it
  • Stephen Baxter: I’m your future child. Don’t cry.
  • Michael Moorcock: 1940: Young Hitler! Such a cantor!
  • Richard Powers: Lie detector eyeglasses perfected. Civilization collapses.
  • Neil Gaiman: I’m dead. I’ve missed you. Kiss…?
  • Orson Scott Card: The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly.
  • Kevin Smith: Kirby had never eaten toes before.
  • Howard Waldrop: Rained, rained, rained, and never stopped.
  • Ben Bova: To save humankind, he died again.
  • Ken MacLeod: We went solar; sun went nova.
  • Paul Di Filippo: Husband, transgenic mistress; wife: “You cow!”
  • Howard Chaykin: I couldn’t believe she’d shoot me.
  • Stephen R. Donaldson: Don’t marry her. Buy a house.
  • Mark Millar: Broken heart, 45, WLTM disabled man.
  • Harry Harrison: TIME MACHINE REACHES FUTURE!!! … nobody there…
  • Neal Stephenson: Tick tock tick tock tick tick.
  • Ursula K. LeGuin: Easy. Just touch the match to

What’s yours?

  5 Responses to “The answer was simple, yet incomprehensible OR Speciation schmeciation, this is too fun!”

  1. since no story to tell – i’ll share one of my favorite simpson’s episodes in 6 words:
    rotting sammich, gulp. ugghhhh. repeat.

    favorite 6 word story was atwood’s.

  2. my fave was also atwood’s.

    “Chess? Hell no. Global thermonuclear war.”

    (what movie? what movie?)

  3. war games would be my guess.

    i thought atwood’s would be a hit. i liked Alan Moore’s (clever and 6 words…) and Card’s and Donaldson’s of course.

  4. A robot from the past? Yes.

    Form the Wired ones, I’m partial to Alan Moore’s, but I love time travel.

  5. saddest story ever: waited 2 hours. dimsum cart empty.

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