It gets better each year. But I don’t.

Fitness challenge again. Please sponsor me.  They won’t spam you constantly afterwards.

I’ve been doing the “easy” fitness challenge, because I’m out of shape and each year, I’m reminded that “fit” people usually do fitness challenges.  As soon as I show up and see all the spandex I’m reminded of that.

But this year, people who said they’d join haven’t joined, and those that have joined have signed up for the hard one.  Chuck was debating which to do.  I didn’t want to be the anchor that held him back, so I moved up to the harder one too.  I mean, if I’m gonna vomit, I might as well do it in the A group.

Last year I said my target number would be 500 this year, then I’d move to the A group.  I think I wrote 330 on the board for my A score this year.  Chuck’s whisper number is 500.  His body weight exercises are easier than mine – aka he’s in better shape.

When Kari moved me up, she said it was a good thing, because her friend, who likes to make fun of my performance in the fitness challenge over the last couple of years, was going to do the A challenge and was going to make fun of me for doing the B challenge.

So then I had to wonder which would be worse – being made fun of for doing the B or being made fun of for doing worse on the A.  Make fun of my apple or make fun of my tiny orange?

Please sponsor me, so at least, I can win at fund-raising.  Thanks.