{"id":466,"date":"2007-04-29T02:49:17","date_gmt":"2007-04-29T09:49:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/baray.com\/cristobaloo\/?p=128"},"modified":"2007-04-29T02:49:17","modified_gmt":"2007-04-29T09:49:17","slug":"movie-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/?p=466","title":{"rendered":"Movie Update!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The opened a new AMC 16 next to us at the Valco mall.  We were there Friday night, opening night, to pick up some shoes for Sal.  Next thing you know, we&#8217;re trying to get out of the mall, but Sal&#8217;s running in his new shoes and shouting &#8220;Pop&#8230;CORN!&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>     He&#8217;s a bit cheesey with the dramatic pauses.<\/p>\n<p>     So, being the parents who&#8217;ve got the goal the spoil their child the most, we go off to look at the new theaters.  Well, you need a ticket to get into the area where they sell the popcorn.  So we&#8217;ll just have to get popcorn some other time.<\/p>\n<p>     The ticket checking lady notices Sal.  He waves at her.  He blows her a kiss.  She&#8217;s new to the job and doesn&#8217;t think twice about my strange request to just go buy some popcorn.  I&#8217;m feeling a but guilty for being so dedicated to spoiling my kid as I look at the $4 price tag next to the small popcorn sign while in line.  But hey, we&#8217;re here. It is a friday night.  What&#8217;s 4 bucks?<\/p>\n<p>     4 bucks is what I saved &#8211; they had a grand opening special &#8211; free small popcorn.  Sal even stopped nibbling on the popcorn to blow another few kisses on the way out.<\/p>\n<p>     But yeah &#8211; we didn&#8217;t see a movie in the theater.<\/p>\n<p>     Though I bought one on pay per view &#8211; couldn&#8217;t remember if I wanted The Prestige or The Illusionist.  Both were on.  I figured I&#8217;d get the R rated one. Both PG-13.  Prestige sounded darker.  Got it.  Fell asleep during it last night.  Magic tricks from the 1700s just aren&#8217;t that interesting for a &#8220;thriller&#8221; in 2007.<\/p>\n<p>     Today, noticed that I recorded Fast and the Furious 3: Tokyo Drift.  It was surprisingly entertaining &#8211; perhaps because we had such low expectations and maybe cause it was a lazy Saturday afternoon and Sal was napping.  Or maybe it&#8217;s the Japanese high schoolers.<\/p>\n<p>     But the real treat was finding Mail Order Wife (not Mail Order Bride, which is a different movie now that I&#8217;m looking things up) &#8211; it&#8217;s on Starz right now.  It&#8217;s a documentary.  Probably the best documentary I&#8217;ve ever seen.  Catherine walked out 23 minutes into it. She was very upset by the film.  5 minutes later, I had to rewind it and call her back in.  It was freaking horrible and I couldn&#8217;t be the only one exposed to it. <\/p>\n<p>     The scene in Kids, where they are beating up a kid with a skateboard &#8211; I noticed that I had stopped breathing during that scene &#8211; it was that powerful.  This movie &#8211; Mail Order Wife (not Bride!) &#8211; was so powerful I actually felt guilty and ashamed for all of men.  Which for me, means the movie was off the charts powerful.  In the Company of Men is a slapstick comedy when compared to Mail Order Wife.  I even felt a little tinge of &#8220;maybe I shouldn&#8217;t have said that&#8221; when I said, &#8220;if you can get her for 6100, what&#8217;s 10k gonna bag you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>     It has made it into my top 3 movies of all time.  It was that freaking good.  Though Catherine still probably feels like she needs to take several showers.<\/p>\n<p>     You notice I&#8217;ve said very little about the movie &#8211; and I&#8217;m usually the biggest spoiler around.  I think you need to go into this movie without any prior knowledge of it &#8211; don&#8217;t research it &#8211; just experience it raw like Catherine and I did.  Otherwise, you&#8217;ll be able to prepare yourself for it and then it&#8217;ll be overhyped and thought out beforehand and not as fun.  Like The Prestige.  When it could be like Tokyo Drift &#8211; but 100 times better.  Actually, I just finished watching The Prestige and it turned out to be not so bad, but still, that 1700s magic just doesn&#8217;t cut it. <\/p>\n<p>     Man &#8211; I like this Mail Order Wife movie so much I might give it out as birthday gifts this year.   That&#8217;ll keep you from having to look anything up about the movie and remembering if it&#8217;s Bride or Wife. <\/p>\n<p>    Tell me when your birthday is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>   Update: I&#8217;m serious.  Amazon only had 3 copies left. I just bought them all.  Will figure out who they are for later. Will buy more when it is back in stock.  Mr. Impulsive is in the driver&#8217;s seat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The opened a new AMC 16 next to us at the Valco mall. We were there Friday night, opening night, to pick up some shoes for Sal. 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