{"id":1635,"date":"2011-05-26T08:02:35","date_gmt":"2011-05-26T15:02:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/?p=1635"},"modified":"2012-02-27T20:22:14","modified_gmt":"2012-02-28T03:22:14","slug":"making-mom-proud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/?p=1635","title":{"rendered":"Making mom proud&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/1506769634_086edb7585_b.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1637\" style=\"margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 10px;\" title=\"1506769634_086edb7585_b\" src=\"http:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/1506769634_086edb7585_b-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/1506769634_086edb7585_b-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/1506769634_086edb7585_b-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/1506769634_086edb7585_b.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Apparently a little while back Sal had a friend over to play. And they were running around as boys tend to do and it was warm outside. Sal worked up a bit of a sweat so he decided to take his shirt off.<\/p>\n<p>He had a little, white, ribbed tank top on underneath.<\/p>\n<p>Sal&#8217;s friend commented to his own mother, &#8220;Now Sal looks like Dad!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sal, wanting to take part in the conversation replied with &#8220;Want to see how my dad looks?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Without waiting for an answer, he then started to take off his pants.<\/p>\n<p>His mother was barely able to stop him before the embarrassment paralyzed her&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently a little while back Sal had a friend over to play. And they were running around as boys tend to do and it was warm outside. Sal worked up a bit of a sweat so he decided to take his shirt off. He had a little, white, ribbed tank top on underneath. Sal&#8217;s friend <a href='https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/?p=1635' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[6,20,11],"class_list":["post-1635","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-fatherhood","tag-funny","tag-sal-talk","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1635","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1635"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1635\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1688,"href":"https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1635\/revisions\/1688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}