{"id":1216,"date":"2009-06-10T00:06:55","date_gmt":"2009-06-10T07:06:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/?p=1216"},"modified":"2009-06-10T00:06:55","modified_gmt":"2009-06-10T07:06:55","slug":"the-unintentional-burn-is-still-a-burn-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/?p=1216","title":{"rendered":"The unintentional burn, is still a burn, right?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Catherine&#8217;s telling me Sal told her that she was the youngest mom today.  Sweet huh?<\/p>\n<p>Then she found out he was only comparing her to my mother.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Catherine&#8217;s telling me Sal told her that she was the youngest mom today. Sweet huh? Then she found out he was only comparing her to my mother.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[20,11],"class_list":["post-1216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-funny","tag-sal-talk","category-1-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1216"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1216\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cristobaloo.moon-watcher.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}